Alfie! Tonight at the GOP debate, moderators Mensch on a Bench and Alfie on the Shelf will ask pressing questions to Trump on a Stump, Cruz in the News, and Carson from the Parson. Busting on stage in her smart and chic pantsuit is Hill from old Bill. Can’t help but notice Rubio is missing. Tough name to rhyme and Kens are in short supply around these parts.
Alfie On The Shelf 