“I just want to live in America and feel normal. I was raised at the North Pole but spend most of December flying between the NP and San Francisco for work. The kids I watch over are pretty good and they give me creative license to have fun and I feel pretty lucky for that. It allows me to have fun at work and stuff but sometimes I just want to wear my red suit and sit on shelf and not watch any kids at all. You know? Just close my eyes and zone out… but I do it for the kids. And Santa. Can’t forget the big jolly guy.”
Alfie On The Shelf 